Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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