Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I just googled if crying burns calories
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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