idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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