A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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