I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
