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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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