she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Less talking, more tequila
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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