playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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