But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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