Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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