Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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