You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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