The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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