you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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