if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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