idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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