this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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