called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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