she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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