Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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