1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
nutella sex= disaster
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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