Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.