Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.