Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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