just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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