her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You don't make any sense
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