I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
