I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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