i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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