I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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