Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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