Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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