i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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