ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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