He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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