She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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