remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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