susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
