she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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