yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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