I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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