is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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