Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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