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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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