Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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