I checked into jail on foursquare
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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