I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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