Christians are straight up FREAKS
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
