your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?