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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Duck Duck Cougar?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So I'm banging this nun...

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  Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (718): View more from New York

  all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.

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• (530): View more from California

  I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures

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