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  Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy

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• (253): View more from Washington

  is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  should I fuck that poor girl

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  no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I forgot how hot balto sounded

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• (646): View more from New York

  So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???

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  That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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