Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?