She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Will exercising make me less horny?
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