You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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