Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dignity is for republicans.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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