spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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