at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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