jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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