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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"

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• (323): View more from California

  Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Blow job season was short but glorious.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.

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• (408): View more from California

  Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.

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