Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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