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(207): View more from Maine

I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

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(207): I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend? http://tfl.nu/xxqb

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.

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A Penis?

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(610): Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me. (1-610): A Penis? http://tfl.nu/aerv

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(419): View more from Ohio

I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.

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(419): I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel. http://tfl.nu/xpce

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(330): View more from Ohio

he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.

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(330): he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60. http://tfl.nu/7fqw

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(518): View more from New York

She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her

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(518): She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her http://tfl.nu/ofex

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home

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(513): Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home http://tfl.nu/jyep

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(347): View more from New York

i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had

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(347): i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had http://tfl.nu/siqb

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(253): View more from Washington

That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of

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(253): That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of http://tfl.nu/x3nm

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(719): View more from Colorado

dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it

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(719): dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it http://tfl.nu/atpp

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(217): View more from Illinois

We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.

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(217): We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater. http://tfl.nu/r45m

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(304): View more from West Virginia

"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins

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(304): "So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins http://tfl.nu/eetx

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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.

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(925): also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast. http://tfl.nu/lamp

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night

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(804): I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night http://tfl.nu/3prr

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(310): View more from California

i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works

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(310): i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works http://tfl.nu/taju

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(907): View more from Alaska

who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit

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(907): who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit http://tfl.nu/vaby

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