So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.