My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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