he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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