were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I need to calm my uterus...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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