i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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