What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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